I Am Totally Catching Up to Bill Gates!
by Joe, from reodorant.com
I Am Totally Catching Up to Bill Gates!
Have you heard about Forbes magazine's annual ranking of the 400 wealthiest Americans? The magazine's newest survey says that Bill Gates' net worth is down to $43 billion, from $54 billion last year.
He's lost $11 billion just in the past year.
While Gates remains by far the richest person alive, I am totally catching up to him! He must be really nervous. I mean, there's no WAY I'd ever lose even half that much money in a year.
If any of you owe Bill any money... don't pay it back for a while, okay? I know that sounds mean of me, but it just shows how competitive us super-rich folk are, I think.
You should also consider sending me money directly, just to speed things along.
