Female to Male
All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which,
over nine months, develop into a complete female baby. The problem
occurs when cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make
a male baby instead. Because there are only so many cells to go
around, the cells necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs
have to come from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female.
Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed from the
communications center of the brain, migrate lower in the body and
develop into male sexual organs. If you visualize a normal brain to
be similar to a full deck of cards, this means that males are born
a few cards short of a full deck, so to speak. And some of their cards
are in their shorts.
This difference between the male and female brain manifests itself in
various ways. Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to
read. Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing a bucket
over their heads and running into walls. Little girls will think about
doing things before taking any action. Little boys will just punch or
kick something and will look surprised if someone asks them why
they just punched their little brother who was half asleep and looking
the other way.
This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty, when
the hormones kick into action and the trouble really begins. After
puberty, not only do the size of the male and female brains differ,
but the center of thought also differs. Women think with their heads.
Male thoughts often originate lower in their bodies where their
ex-brain cells reside.
Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to man. In some
men only a small number of brain cells migrate and they are left with
a nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather dull, sexually
speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as "Republicans."
Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically
referred to as "Democrats." A small number of men suffer massive
brain cell migration to their groins. These men are usually referred to
as... "Mr. President."
