Colors
When I was born -- I was BLACK
When I grow up -- I am BLACK
When I am sick -- I am BLACK
When I go out in the sun -- I am BLACK
When I go out in the cold -- I am BLACK
When I die -- I am BLACK
BUT YOU WHITE FOLK
When you are born -- You were PINK
When you grow up -- You are WHITE
When you are sick -- You turn GREEN
When you go out in the sun -- You turn RED
When you go out in the cold -- You turn BLUE
When you die -- You turn PURPLE
And you have the nerve to call me "COLORED"?!