Bubba Gets Triplets
Bubba Gets Triplets
Well, Bubba's old lady had been pregnant for some
time, and now the time had come. So, he brought
her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the
baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked
over at Bubba and said, "Hey, Bubba! You just had
you a son!"
Bubba got excited by this, but just then the doctor
spoke up and said, "Hold on, son! We ain't finished
yet!" The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said,
"Hey, Bubba! Hey, you got you a daughter!"
Bubba got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor
says, "Hold on, we still ain't finished!" The doctor then
delivered another boy. He said, "Bubba, you just had
another boy! But don't worry, 'cause that's it!"
So, Bubba and his wife went home with the three children.
When they got home, they sat down and began talking.
Bubba said, "Mama, you remember that night that we
ran out of Vaseline and we had to use that 3-in-one Oil?"
She said, "Yeah, I do." Bubba said, "Man, it's a damn
good thing we didn't use no WD-40!"
