Before it starts...
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV,
and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he
said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start.
"This time she looked a little angry, but brought him another beer. When it
was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts.
That's it! She blows her top!
"You @#$%&! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello
to me and then expect me to run around here like your slave. Don't you
realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "It's started..."
