Bears in Bars
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs
on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches
and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The
bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The
bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to
belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says,
"If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the
end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings." The bear goes to the
end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his
seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't
serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings that are on
drugs." The bear says, "I'm not on drugs." The bartender says, "You
are now. That was a barbitchyouate."
