Automotive Acronyms
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD
First On Rust and Deterioration
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
HONDA
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else..
HUMMER
Huge Ultra-Magnificent Mega-Expensive Ride
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive . . ..
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday..
PROTON
Possibly the Riskiest Option to Travel On-road Nowadays..
SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown..
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
