An Old Man
An old man went to the social security office to apply for benefits.
When asked to show his birth certificate he stated that he didn't have
one, so he removed his shirt and showed off his gray chest hair. With
that the social security officer took him at his word and he was given a
benefits check.
When the old man arrived home he told his wife what had happened.
She promptly responded "You should have removed your pants and
collected disability."
