Vatican Bathroom
Fathers Pietro and George are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. Father Pietro looks at the other priest's equipment and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on the shaft of his rather large penis.
He looks over and says, "Father George, I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not down there!"
Father George replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."
