Marital Aids
An older Polish man marries a younger Polish lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. In order to make the marriage "better", they decide to ask their doctor for help.
The doctor listens to their story. "I have the solution. Hire strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
The Polish couple goes home and follows the doctor's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. But it doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied.
Perplexed, they go back to the doctor.
"Ahh," says the doctor to the Polish husband, "try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the doctor's advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, and looks at the young man "See? THAT'S how you were supposed to wave the towel."
