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Klingon software development team

Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your software development team:

10) Behold, the keyboard of Kaylis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!

9) A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!

8) By filing this defect you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!

7) You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you where you stand!

6) Our competitors are without honor!

5) Specs are for the weak and timid!

4) This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!

3) This code is a piece of crap! You have no honor!

2) My program has just dumped Stova Core!

1) Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say we ship it!

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