Kids and Southwest Airlines
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to
Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and
asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't
big planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the
stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats
have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess
responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this
was the case.
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because
Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain it to you."