Why Life is Easy for Men
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview
Your orgasms are always real
Your last name stays put
The garage is all yours
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow
Wedding plans take care of themselves
You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night
Chocolate is just another snack
You can be president
You can wear a white shirt to a water park
Foreplay is optional
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid
Car mechanics tell you the truth
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut or not.
The world is your urinal
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky
You don't have to schedule sex, vacations, wearing that new outfit, etc. around your reproductive system
Same work more pay
