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The Ethnicity of Jesus


Here's one you can debate at church:



There were three good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:


1. He went into His Fathers business .

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.




But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Black:


1. He called everyone "brother" .

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.




But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:


1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.




But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:


1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.




But then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was a Hippie:


1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.





But the most compelling evidence of all: three proofs that Jesus was a woman:


1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.



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