Talking baby
A baby was born so advanced , he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked. "yes, I am," said the doctor. The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth." He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?" "Yes, I am." she said. "Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born." he said. He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?" "Yes, I am," his father answered. The baby motioned him close, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger seven times saying, " I want you to know THAT HURTS!"
