Saddam
FUN WITH SADDAM AND BILL
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Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round
of talks in a new peace process. When Bill sits down,
he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair.
They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddam presses the first
button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches
Clinton in the face.
Confused, Clinton carries on talking as Saddam laughs.
A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot
comes out and kicks Clinton in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and
again Clinton carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger
issue of peace between the two countries.
But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes
out and kicks Clinton in the privates, he's finally had enough,
knowing that he can't do much without them functioning well. "I'm
going back home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish
these talks in two weeks!"
A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for talks. As
the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Clinton's chair
and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge.
They begin talking and Bill presses the first button. Saddam ducks,
but nothing happens. Clinton snickers. A few seconds later he presses
the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Clinton
roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up
again, and again nothing happens. Clinton falls on the floor in a fit
of hysterics.
"Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!"
Clinton says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"
