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Project Lead's review


John Doe, my assistant programmer, can always be found

hard at work in his cubicle. John works independently,without

wasting company time talking to colleagues. John never

thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

finishes given assignments on time. Often John takes extended

measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee

breaks. John is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that John can be

classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be

dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that John be

promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

sent away as soon as possible.



Project Leader



A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER:


That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read every second line (i.e.. 1, 3, 5, 7,9, ..) for my true assessment of him.


Regards,

Project Leader



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