Penguin
A penguin is taking a trip when his car suddenly breaks down.
Luckily for him, he finds himself just down the street from a
mechanic. So he pushes his BMW to the shop and asks the mechanic to
take a look. The mechanic tells him it will take a while to find the
problem and tells him to come back in an hour.
The penguin goes to the supermarket across the street, buys some
frozen fish sticks and some vanilla ice cream and spends the rest
of the hour hanging out in the frozen foods section.
After the hour is up, he waddles over to the mechanic's shop.
Seeing the penguin come in, the mechanic walks over and, wiping his
hands on a rag says, "Looks like you've blown a seal."
The penguin blushes, wipes his beak with a flipper and says, "No,
it's just vanilla ice cream."
