How Many Dogs...
How Many Dogs/Cats Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out
bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Labrador Retriever: Oh, me! ME! Pleeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please?
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the
dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and made just one more
perimeter patrol to see that no one tried to take advantage of the
situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls
and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle...
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the
time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat's Answer: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.
So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some
light, some dinner, and a massage?
All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have
staff.
