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Warning


Important! I am not usually into scare-mongering and internet-based rumor spreading, however this came to me earlier today and it is something I felt I ought to share. I am sure that like minded people will understand/appreciate this warning.

Yesterday my Auntie's friend's daughter was on the on the train traveling from Johannesburg to Cape Town. A man of Arabic-appearance got off the train and she noticed that he had left his bag behind. She grabbed the bag and ran after him, caught up with him at the top of the stairs and handed him back his bag.

He was extremely grateful and reached into his bag which appeared to contain large bundles of bank notes. He offered her a reward, but she refused.

So he looked round, made sure nobody was looking and whispered to her: "I can never repay your kindness, but I will try to with a word of advice for you."

"Stay away from The Hard Rock Cafe".

She was terrified. "Is there going to be an attack?" she whispered.

"No" he whispered back "I went there yesterday evening - the food was shit and the waitress was f_cking rude."



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