Froggie
A woman went into a pet shop to buy her husband a pet. After looking
around she realized that all the pets there were very expensive. She
went to the counter and questioned the clerk.
"I wanted to buy my husband a pet, but all of yours are so expensive",
she said.
"Well,"said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for $50.
Would you like to see it?"
"$50? For a Frog?" asked the woman.
The clerk said, "It's a special frog. It gives blow jobs."
Well, the woman did not particularly enjoy giving head, so, she thought
this was a heck of a deal. She'd get her husband a gift he'd surely
enjoy, and she'd never have to do that again. The woman decided to buy
the frog.
She took it home to her husband and explained the strange gift. Of
course, the husband was a bit skeptical, but said he'd try it out for
sure that night.
The woman went to bed that night relieved knowing she'd never have to
give another blow job. Around two in the morning, she woke up to hear
pots and pans banging around in the kitchen. She got up to go see what
was going on. When she got to the kitchen, she saw her husband and the
frog, sitting at the kitchen table like best buddies, looking through
cookbooks.
"What are you two doing, looking through cookbooks at this hour?" asked
the woman.
The guy looks up at her and says, "Well, if I can teach this frog to
cook, your ass is outta here!"
