Friendship
FRIENDSHIP POEM
For those tired of the usual "friend" poems, here is a touch of reality.
* When you are sad... I will get you drunk, and help you plot revenge
against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.
* When you are blue... I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.
* When you smile... I'll know you finally got laid.
* When you are scared... I will rag you about it every chance I get.
* When you are worried... I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.
* When you are confused... I will use little words to explain it to your
dumb ass.
* When you are sick... Stay away from me until you're well again, I
don't want whatever you have.
* When you fall... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath... I pledge till the end. Why may you ask? Because
you're my friend.
Send to ten of your closest friends. Then get depressed because you only
have two friends, and one of them is not speaking to you right now
anyway.
