Flat Tire
This man at the side of the road was fixing his flat tire. A
police car stops behind his and the officer strolls to him to
offer help. The man says he's doing OK and doesn't need help.
The officer takes a walk around the car to make sure everything
is OK. He spots a large knife with a fancy handle on the
passenger seat. When he enquires about the knife, the man says
it's his and he uses it as a juggler at the local circus.
The officer then asks him to demonstrate his act to be sure the
man is telling the truth, and the man goes through his routine.
Meanwhile a car with two recovering alcoholics drives by. The
driver says to his passenger, "Man... I am glad I stopped
drinking when I did. It's amazing what they make them do these
days at those roadside sobriety checks."
