Dear Abby Letter from 'Moody' Lady
Dear Abby:
My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a
mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood
it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big f_cking red mark on
his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Sincerely,
Bitchy in Illinois
