Dallas
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can't Michael Irving get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the Refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.
The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better "on grass".
The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.....
The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.
The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they went and hired a new defensive coordinator, Johnny Cochran.
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
