Children...
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin,
5,and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake. Their mother saw the
opportunity for a moral lesson.
If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, "Let my
brother have the first pancake. I can wait." Kevin
turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be
Jesus.
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A father was at the beach with his children when his
four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and
led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the
sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy
thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him
back down?"
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After the church service a little boy told the pastor,
"When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"
Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest
preachers we've ever had."
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A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table,
she turned to their six year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know
what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you
hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter
bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I
invite all these people to dinner?"
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A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter
of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly
informed his mother, There were 2 boy kittens and 2
girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he
replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."
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On the first day of school, about mid-morning, the
kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the
bathroom,hold up two fingers." A little voice from
the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"
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A six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his
little sister pulled his hair. "Don't be angry," the
mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that
pulling hair hurts." A short while later, there's
more crying, and the mother goes to investigate. This
time the sister is bawling and her brother says, "She
knows now."
