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Windows '98 source code

Windows ‘98 source code.

/* TOP SECRET Microsoft© Code Project: Chicago™ Projected release-date: Summer 1994 */

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"

#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()

while(!CRASHED)

display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)

make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system(); }

write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)

display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop(); } }

if (detect_cache()) disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())

set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); }

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt);
else system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(something)

sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5); }

create_general_protection_fault();