Hail to the Chief
Did you know that Bill Clinton is considering changing the Democratic seal
from a donkey to a condom, because it represents inflation, halts
production, and gives you a false sense of security while you are being
screwed?
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Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation.
They added the 11th comandment.... "Thou shall not put thy rod in Thy staff"
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Bill Gates is in town (New York) showing all the computer executives how
well Windows 98 works. But computer executives say that Windows 98 goes
down so much they are thinking about renaming it MONICA 98
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It seems the big new game to play at the White House is SWALLOW THE LEADER!
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In Kennedy's time we had Camelot. In Clinton's we have CAME-A-LOT.
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Arkansas is very proud of Clinton. All these women coming forward and not
one of them is his sister!
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Q. What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and
Bill Clinton?
A. Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and
Clinton doesn't know the difference!
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President Clinton has decided to recruit interns from only four colleges:
Morehead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young. (Bring 'em Young!!
Get it??)
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Hillary Clinton goes to a fortune teller who says to her, "Prepare yourself
to be a widow, your husband will soon suffer a violent death."
Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies, "Will I be acquitted?"
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The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress:
"Presidue"
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Q: What did Monica Lewinski's attorneys find in her panties?
A: A wad of Bills!
