Camping
Two guys named Bob and Dave went camping in the mountains and after
spending four days together, were getting a little testy. One
morning, Dave says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's
nerves. Why don't we split up today, I'll hike north and spend the
day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight,
we'll have dinner and share our experiences over campfire." Bob
agrees and hikes south.
Dave hikes north. That night over dinner, Dave tells his story.
"Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a
canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake.
As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream.
The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated
overhead all day. How was your day?"
Bob says: "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I
followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the
tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and we
had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so
tired I could barely move, I came back to camp. "Wow!!" Dave
exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow
job, too?" "Nah," says Bob, "I couldn't find her head."
