Bubba died in a fire...
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty
bad. The morgue needed someone to identify the
body, so his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer were
sent for. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back
the sheet.
Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope,
ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought that was rather strange.
Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer
took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad,
roll him over. The mortician rolled him over and Gomer
said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"'What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes.
Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here
comes Bubba with them two assholes."
