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A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL
BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAY'S HELLO.
HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE
HE KNOWS HER FROM, SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?"
TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONE
OF MY KIDS."
NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN
UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE
STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE
POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING,WHILE YOUR
PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN
STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?".
SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SONS MATH TEACHER."
