Decisions, Decisions
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble
choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each
woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what
they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy
beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and
buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely
for the man. She tells him that she has done this to
be more attractive for him because she loves him so
much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She
gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for
his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she
presents these gifts, she tells him that she has
spent all the money on him because she loves him so
much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She
earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back
his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint
account. She tells him that she wants to save for
their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman
had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
(Men are like that, you know.)
