I sick and not come work
"Hey, boss, I not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach
ache, and my legs hurt, I not come work."
The boss says: "You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel
like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me
feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Carlos calls: "Boss, I did what you said and I feel
great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."
