I know we can all relate to this one.
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to
decide who was in charge.
"I should be in charge", said the brain, "because I run all the
body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge", said the blood, "because I circulate
oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away".
"I should be in charge", said the stomach, "because I process
food and give all of your energy".
"I should be in charge!", demanded the rectum, "because I'm
responsible for waste removal".
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him,
so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach
was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs
gave in. and all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story? You don't have to be smart or important
to be in charge... just an asshole.
