Husband Jokes
My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you
happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it
all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of
the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed
the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What must a woman do when a man is running around in circles?
A: Reload and continue shooting.
Q: Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease?
A: Because it only attacks the brain.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.
