Hotel Lobby
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps
into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into
her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to
her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your
breast, know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your
penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
