Home Delivery
A country doctor went to deliver a baby. The expectant mother's five year
old son was with her, and the delivery was imminent. The house had no
electricity, so the doctor instructed the little fellow to hold the lantern
while he delivered the baby.
After the baby was born, the doctor spanked it and it began to cry. Turning
to the little boy , the doctor asked, "Well, son, what do you think of your
baby brother?"
"Hit him again." the boy replied. "He ought not to have climbed up there in
the first place."
