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Read this first






Okay kids... Before we go any further, let's clarify a few points.

First point: DO NOT focus your anger on people just because they are Arab and/or Muslim.

This is wrong. Islam has never been about killing innocent people, any more than Christianity has been (the Crusades notwithstanding). This is not the first time evil people have used religion to justify their acts of barbarism (see the aforementioned Crusades if you need more proof of that point).

Many Arabs have immigrated to the US, and just like you, they work for a living, pay their taxes, and complain about the government. In short, they are good Americans. They came to America because it really is the land of opportunity. They know, better than most of us, how truly blessed we are to live in America. And by the way, they are just as shocked, horrified, angered, and saddened by recent events as you are. Do not compound their pain by yelling insults at them, threatening them, or throwing bricks through the windows of their churches. (Yes, I know they call them mosques, that's not the point. The point is, how would you feel if someone threw a brick through the window of your church?)

Second point: Some of you will find this material tasteless and offensive. You know who you are. Save yourself some grief and turn back now. Consider this fair warning.

Just so you know, most of the material is of the "Hey Osama, f_ck you!" variety. Yeah, I know, it's cheap and classless, and we really should rise above it. Yet, at some basic level it makes us feel better. By the way, we are saving the truly tasteless stuff for a later date. Maybe... We don't know if there will ever come a time when we feel comfortable posting the truly tasteless stuff, but we know we sure don't feel comfortable with it today.

One last point - We always welcome your feedback, positive or negative. Mail any comments to library@manbottle.com. Say anything you like, just so long as you understand that we reserve the right to ignore you.



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