Why Suicide
Why radical Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide...
No premarital sex.
No booze. None. Never.
No TV. No cable TV. No satellite TV.
No Spice channel. No Playboy channel. No ESPN.
No Hooters. No nude bars.
No Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.
No organized sports of any kind. That's right -- NO sports!!!.
Women have to be completely covered and wear veils.
No Victoria's Secret Stuff. No thongs.
Very, very, very few cars. Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking, filthy camels.
Sand. *&^%*sand everywhere!
More sand.
Ever try to fish at an oasis? No bass boats. No bass. No fish.
Sandstorms. More **$#@ sand everywhere!
Rags for clothes and hats.
Camel and goat burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips
Eating with your right hand only -- because you wipe your butt with your left hand.
Constant crying from the neighbor next door... no wait, that's music!
And when you die it's supposed to all get better... No wonder they volunteer!
