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God At Work


Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and outside of buses) that included 17 different messages from God. This non-denominational campaign started in September and ends soon. It was sponsored by an anonymous client.

1. Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game - God

2. C'mon over and bring the kids - God

3. What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? - God

4. We need to talk - God

5. Keep using my name in vain and I'll make rush hour longer - God

6. Loved the wedding. Invite me to the marriage - God

7. That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...I meant it! - God

8. I Love You, I Love You, I Love You - God

9. Will the road you're on get you to my place? - God

10. Follow me - God

11. Big Bang Theory.....You've got to be kidding! - God

12. My way is the high way - God

13. Need directions? - God

14. You think it's hot here? - God

15. Tell the kid's I love them - God

16. Need a marriage counselor? I'm available - God

17. Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test - God



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