Gardening
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to
get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she
came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden
full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What
do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"
The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of
my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from
blushing so much."
Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the
same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice
a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for
the best.
One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By
the way, How did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."