FROM JESSE JACKSON
Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of my act of
procreation, I accept my obligation to give an explanation to the
population for my act of copulation. I gave in to temptation, for the
anticipation of sexual gratification, that I could not obtain through
masturbation, resulted in my fornication. I accepted her invitation, and
provided her with excitation, stimulation, penetration, replication, and
liberation. She provided lubrication (to avoid inflammation) and I
wore condoms to avoid contamination. She cried for duplication but I
insisted upon termination, in spite her fascination with variation.
This has caused me great aggravation, and the agitation and provocation
Of the media has resulted in my humiliation, denigration, and degradation.
My wife is considering castration, which would require my hospitalization.
Pray that this matter will find culmination in my sanctification and
rehabilitation so that my plans for nomination to my ultimate vocation
will not result in revocation and termination. I hope this proclamation has
provided illumination and verification and will prohibit further provocation.
Sincerely,
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
