Firing Squad
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a
redhead, and one's a blonde.
The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks
if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner
shouts, "Ready!...Aim!! ..."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled
and
looks around. She escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks
if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner
shouts,
"Ready! ... Aim!!..."
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!" Everyone is startled and
looks around. She escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her
forward
and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no
and
the executioner shouts, Ready! ... Aim!! ..."
...and the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
