Ethnic Survivor
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Try an ethnic version of "Survivor"... (equal opportunity offender...)
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere,
the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the
Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily
together having lots of sex.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when
they alternate with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the
Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce
them to the English woman.
The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and
one look at the Polish woman and they started swimming.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of
suicide, while the American woman keeps on bitching about
her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how
she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity
of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how
her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her
much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is
improving. But at least the taxes here are low and it is
not raining.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for
instructions.
The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting
over the Australian woman, who is checking out all the other
men, after calling them both 'bloody wankers".
Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.
The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South
and setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is
in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first
few liters of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that
at least the English are not getting any.
