Engineers
Two engineers were standing in the park. One had a new bike. The
other said, "Nice bike. How much?" The first said, "It was free." The
other asked, "Wow, how did you get it for free?" The one with the bike
said, "Yesterday, a beautiful girl rode up on this bike, took off all her
clothes, and told me I could have anything I wanted." The other software
engineer said, "Good move! Her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway!"
