Dogs and Cats
WHAT IS A CAT ?
1) Cats do what they want
2) They rarely listen to you
3) They're totally unpredictable
4) They whine when they are not happy
5) When you want to play, they want to be alone
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play
7) They expect you to cater to their every whim
8) They're moody
9) They leave hair everywhere
10) They drive you nuts and cost you money
CONCLUSION: They're tiny little women in fur coats.
WHAT IS A DOG?
1) Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of
furniture in the house
2) They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't
hear you when you're in the same room.
3) They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4) They growl when they are not happy
5) When you want to play, they want to play
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play
7) They are great at begging
8) They will love you forever if you rub their tummies
9) They can never have enough toys and they leave them everywhere
10 ) They do disgusting things with their mouths and then they try to
give you a kiss
CONCLUSION: They're tiny little men in fur coats.
