Confused Woodpeckers
A Mississippi woodpecker and a Texas woodpecker were in Mississippi
arguing about which state had the toughest trees to peck.
The Mississippi woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker
can peck. The Texas woodpecker challenged him and was able to peck a
hole in the tree with no problem.
The Mississippi woodpecker was in awe. The Texas woodpecker then
challenged the Mississippi woodpecker to peck a tree in Texas that no
woodpecker had been able to peck successfully.
After flying to Texas, the Mississippi woodpecker successfully pecked
the tree with no problem.
The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Texas
woodpecker was able to peck the Mississippi tree and the Mississippi
woodpecker was able to peck the Texas tree when neither one was able to
peck the tree in their own state?
After thinking for some time they both came to the same conclusion:
Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.
