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How to make a redneck cry


Guest Friday, March 30, 2007 at 8:14 PM

How do you make a redneck cry.....Well my fiance and i are rednecks and the only way that he would cry is if i dumped his spit cup. Rednecks will walk around piss and moan and then cry... when its all over with hell fill up the cup the the cycle starts all over again.


Guest Wednesday, August 13, 2008 at 6:36 AM

tell him there's no more deer on his property


Guest Wednesday, August 13, 2008 at 6:39 AM

drink all his beer thn walk over and pee in the back of his pick up


Guest Wednesday, August 13, 2008 at 6:42 AM

tell him the race has been canceled!


Guest Tuesday, March 3, 2009 at 10:08 PM

pee in water bottel then tell him it's lemonaid


Guest Monday, November 7, 2011 at 11:30 AM

tell him his wifes leavin him for his pickup truck


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