Little Johnny (fascinate)
A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all
the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but
I wanted the word fascinate.'"
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia
Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Good,
but I wanted the word 'fascinate.'"
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny
was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way
he could damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him. Little
Johnny said, "My sister's sweater has 10 buttons, but her tits are so
big she can only fasten 8."
