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Little Johnny (Answers to Questions)


Little Johnny asks his mother one day, "Mom, how old are you?". His mother replies, "Now Johnny, you cannot ask a woman's age. That is not polite". The next day Little Johnny asks his mother, "Mom, how much do you weigh?". His mother replies, "Johnny, you cannot ask a woman's weight. That is not polite". The next day, Little Johnny asks his mother, "Mom, why are you divorced?". His mother replies, "Johnny, you won't understand if I explain. I will explain it to you later."

A week later, Johnny finds his mother's drivers license on the floor. He looks through it and runs to his pals in excitement. "Hey guys," he exclaims "I found the answers to my questions... My mother is 35 years old, she weighs 142 pounds and the reason she got divorced is because she got an F in sex!"



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